Well for whatever reason, you’re in IB and that means you’ve had to do more work in the past few years than NASA did to get a man to the moon (Since, ahem, it DID happen!!!)

-The Unofficial Guide to IB

You survived IB, you can figure out a Rubix cube!

-Julia Leonard

I survived IB, why can't I figure out this stupid Rubix cube?!

-Courtney Eichengreen

Coffee . I like Coffee .

-Sarah Harris

I think therefore I have a headache. . .

 I haven’t studied all year, why should I start now?

IB, therefore I B.S.

I think, therefore, I quit IB

On shirts for those who have quit IB:

“We totally need shirts that say “I think, therefore IB-ed.””

 “Oh yeah? Didn’t know you were a whore, Sophie.”

“What? Oh- OOH! No! “

The Declaration was not a peace treaty!

-Mr. Appelhanse

Oh no Oh no

-Sr. McPhee

Deep Thoughts from Jack Handey

Things to Ponder

- If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

 - I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

- I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

 - To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.

- I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.

- If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.

 - Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

- Why is the dove the symbol for peace. Why not the pillow? It has more feathers and it doesn't have that dangerous beak!

-If matter and anti-matter come in contact with each other and there is a huge explosion, what are they going to store anti-matter in?

 -If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

 -So what's the speed of dark?

-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all of her friends?

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 -How come stealing ideas from one person is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?

-What's the point in being pessimistic? It probably won't work anyway.

-How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

-Do they have reserved parking for regular people at the Special Olympics?

-Do you ever wonder where people in hell tell people to go?

-Is a computer virus covered by Medicare?

-Are part time band leaders semi-conductors?

-Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

-Why does X stand for a kiss and O stand for a hug?

 -Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?

-Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

-How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?

-When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

-Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

-If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED

FAILURE IS NEVER FATAL AND SUCCESS IS NEVER FINAL

 FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES BUT NEVER FORGET THEIR NAMES

 FREEDOM IS DOING WHAT YOU LIKE, HAPPINESS LIKING WHAT YOU DO

CAN YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE AIR WAS CLEAN AND SEX WAS DIRTY?

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FEAR

MAD AT YOUR NEIGHBOR? BUY HIS KID A DRUM!

Those who are intelligent enough to get into IB and stupid enough to stay in IB greet you.